I only managed to catch a couple of funnies this past week, and they were from the same student.
Me: Did you practice last week?
Student: "No. Hey, I've been places!"
(How can you argue with that?)
Student: Everybody knows that. It's a no-thinker!
This one doesn't really have anything to do with Speech, but then again, it does because a friend of mine (who is a Speech Pathologist) shared this on Facebook:
This picture (my daughter) drew at school today was titled My Mommy. Awesome.
Keep laughing and you'll enjoy your job!