Wednesday "Waffs"

I've decided to do Wednesday posts dedicated to funny things that my students have said, or funny things pertaining to Speech Pathology that I have seen.  Let me know if this is something you'd like to join in on, and I'll make it a linky party!

So...for the first installment, here are a few things my students have said:

*  "Everybody thinks I'm handsome 'cause I work hard" ---H., First Grade

*  Me:  What does "climate" mean?  {insert crickets here}  Can you make up a sentence using the       word "climate"?
    4th Grader:  My friend can "climate".

*  This was actually heard during Kindergarten Screenings last week.  Every day, the Kindergarten focused on a different color.  The students were asked to wear something in that color.  We screened my schools on Thursday, and when I asked one of the students what the color was going to be the next day, he responded with:
"All colors.  But I don't have a shirt with all colors, so I have to wear all of my shirts.  And pants.  And underwear."  (This reminded me of one of those AT&T commercials.  You know the ones; like this one:




I completely forgot to go back and check on what he wore on Friday!

What funny things have your students/clients said this week?