Wednesday Waffs

When reviewing "I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie", a student said, "What kind of girl eats a whole salad without dressing?"

From Lynda, one of the SLPs in my school system:
Today I was working with a young man on naming items in a category.  The category was 'things in your refrigerator'.  He was having trouble so I asked him to think about what he had in his refrigerator at home. He gave me a quizzical look and I said does Mom let you go into the refrigerator?  He said, 'no, it's too cold in there!'



My new principal has set a reading goal for the school.  To keep track of minutes, a couple of the teachers set this up in the front entrance: 

Um...yeah.  I think there are about 3 too many zeroes on that number!  Apparently, the wheel replaced a thermometer that had the 5th grade boys snickering.  (Use your imagination!)